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The banquet table will be spread with goodies. (You didn't give up virtual donuts for Lent, did you?)
The brilliant minds gathered will offer up sermon approaches, children's messages and advice on life's trials and tribulations.
(You didn't have anything else to do today, did you?)
The comment party will go on late into the night. (You didn't need to sleep, did you?)
Share your offerings with us here. Let's resist the temptation to play Angry Birds and cheer each other on, instead. I've got Starbucks Blonde coffee and smoked bacon and fresh eggs, and I'll be whipping up breakfast soon. All that will take my mind off preaching tomorrow in front of one of our own. (No pressure, right?)